A spell to enhance your emotional intelligence*
- A wide tip pen (to draw the marking)
- A sheet of paper
- 5 droplets of horseradish oil
- 7 pieces of dried flesh (of robust population and non-sentience) (1 to 10 grams each)
On the sheet of paper, draw three circles to form a triangle. In the top circle, draw the marking. On the left circle, place the solid ingredients. On the right circle, place the liquid ingredients. The marking needs noise and chaos. Let it manifest in a public place.
*Note: These magic spells draw their energies from the power of pseudo-science. There is no guarantee that they will work. In fact, if there is any evidence pointing toward their success, it is likely pure coincidence.